So much for outpatient...I just now got home. Turns out I was not quite ready to let go of the IV pain meds last night (plus surgery was four hours late, so I wasn't even getting out of recovery until almost 10pm), so I spent the night and a fair portion of today in the hospital.
But, she said it went beautifully, my bones are very strong, she had no trouble putting in the screws, and as long as I follow the rules it should heal with no issues whatsoever. For now, I'm sitting here with multiple pain meds, nerve blockers, and muscle relaxers, feeling pretty much nothing at all. My head is also somewhere near the ceiling as opposed to on my shoulders.
Thanks for the good wishes, everyone!