Created by QueenBea on April 1, 2014
Step 1: Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months.
Step 2: Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Step 3: Cook over campfire coals for 4 weeks.
Step 4: This will serve 3,800 people.
Step 5: If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as most people do not like to find a hare in their soup.