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Post by Laury "RIP" Forever in our kitcken » Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:06 am

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain

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Post by So Cal Gal » Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:56 pm

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung

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Post by Catz » Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:30 pm

Why is it that you sit in front of your TV and behind your computer?

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Post by lausanne » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:00 pm

"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
George Carlin

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Post by Laury "RIP" Forever in our kitcken » Mon Jul 23, 2012 7:20 am

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

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Post by So Cal Gal » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:17 pm

Television has brought murder back into the home--where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

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Post by Laury "RIP" Forever in our kitcken » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:11 am

I lived in Miami for a while, in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.
- Gabe Kaplan

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Post by Catz » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:59 pm

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?

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Post by So Cal Gal » Tue Jul 24, 2012 11:34 pm

Everyone talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Mark Twain

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Post by Laury "RIP" Forever in our kitcken » Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:38 am

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

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