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Laury
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:16 am

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

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Post by So Cal Gal » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:28 pm

The three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. - Jim Guthrie

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:35 pm

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:28 am

Why do most customer service messages state, "This call may be recorded for quality purposes" but the quality never improves?

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:21 pm

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by So Cal Gal » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:30 pm

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Gilbert S. Perreira

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:26 pm

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Samuel Goldwyn

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by So Cal Gal » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:18 pm

:shock: :lol:

Prediction is very hard to do. Especially about the future. - Niels Bohr

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:53 am

'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.'

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:20 pm

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it … so I said “Implants?”

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