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Laury
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by Laury » Thu Aug 02, 2012 10:16 am
Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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So Cal Gal
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by So Cal Gal » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:28 pm
The three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. - Jim Guthrie
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Catz
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by Catz » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:35 pm
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.
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Laury
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by Laury » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:28 am
Why do most customer service messages state, "This call may be recorded for quality purposes" but the quality never improves?
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Catz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by Catz » Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:21 pm
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by So Cal Gal » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:30 pm
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Gilbert S. Perreira
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by Laury » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:26 pm
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. Samuel Goldwyn
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by So Cal Gal » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:18 pm
Prediction is very hard to do. Especially about the future. - Niels Bohr
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by Laury » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:53 am
'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.'
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Re: Funny Quotes....
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by Catz » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:20 pm
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with “Guess” on it … so I said “Implants?”