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Catz
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:50 pm

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

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Post by So Cal Gal » Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:35 pm

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

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Post by Laury » Thu Jul 26, 2012 7:40 am

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

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Post by So Cal Gal » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:40 pm

A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:34 am

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:31 am

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:04 pm

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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Post by Laury » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:15 am

One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by So Cal Gal » Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:18 pm

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. - Dave Barry

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:48 am

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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