Funny Quotes....

Catz · Post by **Catz** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:29 pm

LOL

I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger and then it hit me.

Laury · Post by **Laury** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:27 am

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Catz · Post by **Catz** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:51 pm

For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain.

So Cal Gal · Post by **So Cal Gal** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:53 pm

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. - Henry A. Kissinger

Laury · Post by **Laury** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:21 am

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Catz · Post by **Catz** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:23 pm

Be nice to your kids; they'll choose your nursing home.

So Cal Gal · Post by **So Cal Gal** » Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:42 pm

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than it's operating manual. - Terry Pratchett

Laury · Post by **Laury** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:45 am

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. ~ Andy Rooney

Catz · Post by **Catz** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:06 pm

Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.

So Cal Gal · Post by **So Cal Gal** » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:48 pm

Always acknowledge fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

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