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Catz
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Sun Jul 29, 2012 1:29 pm

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by So Cal Gal » Sun Jul 29, 2012 8:01 pm

If your baby is beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time...you're the grandma. - Teresa Bloomingdale

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:42 am

:lol: :lol:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by So Cal Gal » Mon Jul 30, 2012 6:55 pm

:D :lol:

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:43 pm

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:23 am

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by So Cal Gal » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:23 pm

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:49 pm

Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, others have no imagination whatsoever.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:32 am

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by So Cal Gal » Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:36 pm

Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think. - Thomas Francis Wilson

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