Funny Quotes....

[Laury]

Grow your own dope - plant a blonde.

[So Cal Gal]

(I shouldn't laugh--my DH is blonde!)

At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. - Ann Landers

[Catz]

Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh.

[Laury]

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland

[Catz]

I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

[So Cal Gal]

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

[Laury]

Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. Taken from a patient's chart in a hospital.

[Catz]

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

[So Cal Gal]

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. - Phillis Diller

[Laury]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.