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LuvToEatAtRecipezazz
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Funny Quotes....

Post by LuvToEatAtRecipezazz » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:29 pm

"Bigamy is having one wife too many, curiously, so is monogamy." :shock:

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Post by Catz » Sun Jan 15, 2012 8:55 pm

"The family menu consists of two choices: take it or leave it."

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Post by LuvToEatAtRecipezazz » Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:00 pm

catz wrote:"The family menu consists of two choices: take it or leave it."
:D Love it, heard that many times growing up.

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Post by Catz » Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:31 pm

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

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Post by Laury » Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:38 am

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Will Rogers

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Post by Dreamer_in_Ontario » Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:00 pm

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. -- Carl Gustav Jung.

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Post by Catz » Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:50 pm

"I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes."

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Post by Laury » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:49 am

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
Will Rogers

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Post by Catz » Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:54 pm

"Christmas is the only time of year where we all sit around a dead tree and eat out of our socks."

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by lausanne » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:10 pm

"This is like deja vu all over again."
Yogi Berra

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