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Laury
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Mon Aug 06, 2012 9:44 am

I stayed up all night playing Texas Hold'em with a deck of tarot cards. I got a royal flush and five people died.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Catz » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:16 pm

:lol:

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

Laury
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Laury » Tue Aug 07, 2012 2:50 pm

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full - Henry Kissinger

Mary
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Mary » Fri May 03, 2013 10:41 am

I really miss this forum! :cry:

Laury
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Post by Laury » Wed May 08, 2013 9:08 am

I'm sorry, Mary! I am unable to bring it back to life when I am the only person posting. Sometimes catz does post but not lately,

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Mary » Wed May 08, 2013 9:32 am

I just wanted to say that I missed it, Laury. You and Catz did a super job, and I read it almost every time I came to the forum.

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Sue » Wed May 22, 2013 1:29 am

"The secret of enjoying good wine: open the bottle to allow it to breathe; if it does not look like it is breathing, give it mouth to mouth."

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Post by Mary » Wed May 22, 2013 7:54 am

Thank you Sue! :D

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Mary » Thu May 23, 2013 9:45 am

“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces.”
— Judith Viorst

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Post by Sue » Thu May 23, 2013 10:31 am

"I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks."
Totie Fields

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