How To Roast A Rabbit

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Cook Time
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Recipe: #22465

January 10, 2016



"This is adapted from the St.Olaf Lutheran Church Cookbook, date unknown, which says it was taken from "Furrow." You'll be happiest if you DON'T make this recipe exactly as written."

Original is 5 servings

Nutritional

  • Serving Size: 1 (405.6 g)
  • Calories 488.5
  • Total Fat - 16.4 g
  • Saturated Fat - 6.9 g
  • Cholesterol - 395 mg
  • Sodium - 300.5 mg
  • Total Carbohydrate - 2.4 g
  • Dietary Fiber - 0.6 g
  • Sugars - 1.4 g
  • Protein - 78.2 g
  • Calcium - 68.5 mg
  • Iron - 11.8 mg
  • Vitamin C - 2.8 mg
  • Thiamin - 0.1 mg

Step by Step Method

Step 1

Begin by catching the rabbit. (You knew that was coming, didn't you?).

Step 2

Dress if not already dressed (the rabbit).

Step 3

If you're not dressed either, do so.

Step 4

Dig little Petunia out of the flour bin.

Step 5

Heat oven and warm up the roasting pan.

Step 6

Cut up the rabbit.

Step 7

Go change the baby's diaper.

Step 8

Answer the phone.

Step 9

Sift the flour and roll the rabbit pieces in it.

Step 10

Wash flour out of Petunia's hair.

Step 11

Grease the roasting pan and pick all the toys up off the kitchen floor.

Step 12

Go look for Tommy. He was on the front porch the last time you saw him.

Step 13

Call Joe Henderson about those seeds.

Step 14

Return to kitchen.

Step 15

Mop flour off floor where Petunia put rabbit.

Step 16

Clean off rabbit.

Step 17

Mop flour off Petunia.

Step 18

Turn off the oven--it's too hot now.

Step 19

The butter has congealed. Melt it again.

Step 20

Let Tommy in the back door with the fresh eggs.

Step 21

Use the broken one in the recipe.

Step 22

Answer phone.

Step 23

Change baby's diaper.

Step 24

Take Tommy's broken egg and beat it.

Step 25

Beat it back to the kitchen.

Step 26

Beat the other egg.

Step 27

Sit down and collect your wits--no, collect the children.

Step 28

Beat the two eggs together.

Step 29

Take the kids and beat it!

Step 30

Take the rabbit and beat it to the creek.

Step 31

Cut up rabbit for bait and go fishing.

Step 32

Fish may be fried the same way.

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