How To Roast A Rabbit
"This is adapted from the St.Olaf Lutheran Church Cookbook, date unknown, which says it was taken from "Furrow." You'll be happiest if you DON'T make this recipe exactly as written."
Ingredients
Nutritional
- Serving Size: 1 (405.6 g)
- Calories 488.5
- Total Fat - 16.4 g
- Saturated Fat - 6.9 g
- Cholesterol - 395 mg
- Sodium - 300.5 mg
- Total Carbohydrate - 2.4 g
- Dietary Fiber - 0.6 g
- Sugars - 1.4 g
- Protein - 78.2 g
- Calcium - 68.5 mg
- Iron - 11.8 mg
- Vitamin C - 2.8 mg
- Thiamin - 0.1 mg
Step by Step Method
Step 1
Begin by catching the rabbit. (You knew that was coming, didn't you?).
Step 2
Dress if not already dressed (the rabbit).
Step 3
If you're not dressed either, do so.
Step 4
Dig little Petunia out of the flour bin.
Step 5
Heat oven and warm up the roasting pan.
Step 6
Cut up the rabbit.
Step 7
Go change the baby's diaper.
Step 8
Answer the phone.
Step 9
Sift the flour and roll the rabbit pieces in it.
Step 10
Wash flour out of Petunia's hair.
Step 11
Grease the roasting pan and pick all the toys up off the kitchen floor.
Step 12
Go look for Tommy. He was on the front porch the last time you saw him.
Step 13
Call Joe Henderson about those seeds.
Step 14
Return to kitchen.
Step 15
Mop flour off floor where Petunia put rabbit.
Step 16
Clean off rabbit.
Step 17
Mop flour off Petunia.
Step 18
Turn off the oven--it's too hot now.
Step 19
The butter has congealed. Melt it again.
Step 20
Let Tommy in the back door with the fresh eggs.
Step 21
Use the broken one in the recipe.
Step 22
Answer phone.
Step 23
Change baby's diaper.
Step 24
Take Tommy's broken egg and beat it.
Step 25
Beat it back to the kitchen.
Step 26
Beat the other egg.
Step 27
Sit down and collect your wits--no, collect the children.
Step 28
Beat the two eggs together.
Step 29
Take the kids and beat it!
Step 30
Take the rabbit and beat it to the creek.
Step 31
Cut up rabbit for bait and go fishing.
Step 32
Fish may be fried the same way.
Tips
No special items needed.